comfort?

It is the antithesis of comfort to blow you nose in the morning and to pull away a pinkish red tissue. Methinks the weather is a little too dry, don't you? And this is Seattle. Come on, a little humidity never killed us before!!!!


Random joke (for girls only, or for guys with strong stomachs):

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire orders a "Blood," which is promptly served to him. The second vampire orders a "Blood Lite," and he's given a mug of plasma. The third vampire politely requests a cup of hot water. The bartender does as he's told, but he's inwardly laughing at the pansy vampire.

After he receives his hot water, the vampire pulls a bloody tampon from his jacket, plops it in, and says, "Tea time!"

In explanation of this joke, I heard it in high school, and I'm in something of a junior high mood right now. So here it is. Pleasant, ain't it?