weather

Oyez! Oyez!



Temperatures are supposed to reach 96F this Saturday in the Seattle area. Tips to make it through the weekend:

1) Make friends with the ice cream truck driver.
2) Take a swim with the polar bears at the Woodland Park Zoo
3) Fly to Alaska
4) Go to the nearest grocery store and take up residence in the freezer section
5) Buy an ice sculpture and sleep on it


If you are an old person, YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE. (gotta use some Dave Barry-esque humor)

Ta!