another jolly find

The reason Dieting Makes You Fat! is because it takes a whole pound of Godivas and a quart of milk to wash the taste of a single Slim-Fast drink out of your mouth.
(Michelle Argabrite)

There's no sense beating a dead horse -- but if you've reached the point where you even seriously consider that abusing a dead animal might improve your lot in life, I say go ahead and give it a shot.
(Anthony Myers)

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to call Domino's and you feed him for a lifetime -- AND he'll get free cheesy bread.
(Donald Junter)


[discovered on The Daily News.]